1) NO recycling.
2) Challenge 21 - Must ID all potential targets who aesthetically or mentally appear to be under 21 years of age.
3) Don't waste a second of the night on banal conversation, even if in pursuit of a cigarette.
4) Never light one's own cigarette.
5) Kiss the bar man.
6) Remember to use the flash.
7) No thumbs on the lens.
8) Must spend a minimum of 56% of the night dancing to a carefully selected and requested playlist.
9) Never, under any circumstances give your real name.
10) Never, under any circumstances propose threesomes to formerly fat gentlemen.
11) Loyal Minders wear black.
12) Old Maids wear beige.
13) Harass the DJ until he cries, or just flirt with him outrageously until he cries.
14) Gun fingers are not a crime.
15) If you're sick on someone's shoes, own up.
2) Challenge 21 - Must ID all potential targets who aesthetically or mentally appear to be under 21 years of age.
3) Don't waste a second of the night on banal conversation, even if in pursuit of a cigarette.
4) Never light one's own cigarette.
5) Kiss the bar man.
6) Remember to use the flash.
7) No thumbs on the lens.
8) Must spend a minimum of 56% of the night dancing to a carefully selected and requested playlist.
9) Never, under any circumstances give your real name.
10) Never, under any circumstances propose threesomes to formerly fat gentlemen.
11) Loyal Minders wear black.
12) Old Maids wear beige.
13) Harass the DJ until he cries, or just flirt with him outrageously until he cries.
14) Gun fingers are not a crime.
15) If you're sick on someone's shoes, own up.
