'Cos that's where the dream goes

Right, that's it. In 2015 or sooner I am moving to Paris.

Paris, tu me manques

This track, written and performed by a Parisian darling friend of mine, has caused me to miss the city of love terribly. I must return there soon.

Edith

It's such a beautiful thing that all of her crimes were that of passion, so her actions and deeds of debauchery and bloody murder were forgiven by society. Crimes of passion were forgivable in France, at least...

Envious

So Chanel is pretty much the single best representation of what I aspire to. Aesthetically, physically, beautifully, fashionably, wonderfully, sophisticatedly, gorgeously sensual and oh-so-chic-it-hurts baby.

I want that watch. I want that show. I want those nails. I want that hair. I want that jacket.
Oh Karl, baby boy, I want it all, pretty pretty please?