Scalper

So I'm going to cut all my hair off. These luscious locks, my pride and upmost joy. I'm going to hack them all off in the name of cheek bones.

Good call?

Currently, I posses long, fairly like waves in candy floss tangerine tones, floating around my jaw line, hanging cheekily past my nipples and possessing that gorgeous golden white quality about the roots that so many Hollywood sellouts yearn for.

However, I've decided to opt for a catastrophic change. Actual life changing aesthetic moves. The snippers are out, though I think it's time to hunt out Big Apple of Brum instead as this ain't no job for some scrawny pimpled and trembling amateur. This is the work for an esteemed, confident and artful professional.

It's going to be short, blunt cut, angular and sharp around my jawline. Thick and feisty, a bedhead rumpled mess skimming my temple. Then it's going to be overcast with a golden greying whitened peroxide, the hair of an angel if ever you saw it, with the subtle candycoloured tint of minty green, subtley radiating from my skull.

Approve?
- Again,answersonthebackofapostcardplease.

Flashbakk, part two

Oh how I miss the days when I possessed the pins to strut about the cobbled streets of Liverpool in patent shoe boots and skin tight sweat-inducing snakeskin spiderswebbed pvc leggings.

Time for diet mtn dew to commence...

WANTWANTWANT, number one

THESE PRETTIES. BE MINE?

Envious

So Chanel is pretty much the single best representation of what I aspire to. Aesthetically, physically, beautifully, fashionably, wonderfully, sophisticatedly, gorgeously sensual and oh-so-chic-it-hurts baby.

I want that watch. I want that show. I want those nails. I want that hair. I want that jacket.
Oh Karl, baby boy, I want it all, pretty pretty please?

Pretties

As is this one. I can certainly declare that I am more than proud to count this young lady among my nearest and dearest.

Stunnahs

This girl's website is simply beautiful. Pure up and coming talent if there ever were such a thing. Enjoy.

Girlgothersteezon

My favourite brat and adopted lil sis got some nu specs. Like 'em?
Answers on the back of a post card please kiddies...

Housewife Envy

Paul Smith has just released these beauties. Housewife envy. Want them. Deffs the ultimate Christmas present. Get in line babies.

Fukkmenoww

There are no words valuable enough to express how much I need to see this woman naked. Lust is not enough.

Noice

God, when will she stop being so gad-darned hawt?

I wanna be the whole world's girl.

So I'm actually addicted. She hasn't left my mind for weeks.

My Daddy in Nebraska, and Jesus Christ

 

Oh Gaga, honey. I'm never not going to adore you.

Post #6 - Daily Anecdote, Number One

So, when trekking onto campus with your housemate on a determined, and mainly enthusiastic, library raid, it is best to wear something Amish in style, but touch up with a bit of cleavage, Armani lipstick in hot death red, green velvet witch boots and cute-as-pie ankle socks.
It shocks the hell out of those chinese people who thought that we blondes had no imagination or integrity...

Amish sluts rock.