So, when trekking onto campus with your housemate on a determined, and mainly enthusiastic, library raid, it is best to wear something Amish in style, but touch up with a bit of cleavage, Armani lipstick in hot death red, green velvet witch boots and cute-as-pie ankle socks.
It shocks the hell out of those chinese people who thought that we blondes had no imagination or integrity...
Amish sluts rock.
