You're the come back kid.
This mess started out as a guide to bagging an adequate male for yerself once ye'r past it. However, it's evolved rapidly into a collective, collaborative space for ideas to grow, recommendations to be made, stories to be told and fun to be had.
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Saturday, 28 January 2012
Monday, 17 October 2011
Scalper
So I'm going to cut all my hair off. These luscious locks, my pride and upmost joy. I'm going to hack them all off in the name of cheek bones.
Good call?
Currently, I posses long, fairly like waves in candy floss tangerine tones, floating around my jaw line, hanging cheekily past my nipples and possessing that gorgeous golden white quality about the roots that so many Hollywood sellouts yearn for.
However, I've decided to opt for a catastrophic change. Actual life changing aesthetic moves. The snippers are out, though I think it's time to hunt out Big Apple of Brum instead as this ain't no job for some scrawny pimpled and trembling amateur. This is the work for an esteemed, confident and artful professional.
It's going to be short, blunt cut, angular and sharp around my jawline. Thick and feisty, a bedhead rumpled mess skimming my temple. Then it's going to be overcast with a golden greying whitened peroxide, the hair of an angel if ever you saw it, with the subtle candycoloured tint of minty green, subtley radiating from my skull.
Approve?
- Again,answersonthebackofapostcardplease.
Good call?
Currently, I posses long, fairly like waves in candy floss tangerine tones, floating around my jaw line, hanging cheekily past my nipples and possessing that gorgeous golden white quality about the roots that so many Hollywood sellouts yearn for.
However, I've decided to opt for a catastrophic change. Actual life changing aesthetic moves. The snippers are out, though I think it's time to hunt out Big Apple of Brum instead as this ain't no job for some scrawny pimpled and trembling amateur. This is the work for an esteemed, confident and artful professional.
It's going to be short, blunt cut, angular and sharp around my jawline. Thick and feisty, a bedhead rumpled mess skimming my temple. Then it's going to be overcast with a golden greying whitened peroxide, the hair of an angel if ever you saw it, with the subtle candycoloured tint of minty green, subtley radiating from my skull.
Approve?
- Again,answersonthebackofapostcardplease.
Labels:
aesthetics,
birmingham,
change,
colour,
decisions,
dye,
fashion,
girls,
hair,
hair cuts,
high fashion,
life changes,
locks,
pretty,
sexy
Sunday, 16 October 2011
t.r.o.u.b.l.e
trouble.
trouble'swhatyoumeantome.
trouble'swhatfeelsgoodtome.
crazyassinceiwasthree.
nowi'mouttogettya.
trouble'swhatyoumeantome.
trouble'swhatfeelsgoodtome.
crazyassinceiwasthree.
nowi'mouttogettya.
Labels:
girl crushes,
lana del rey,
lyrics,
music,
pretty,
sexy,
songs,
words
sweetsweetdarlingone
sweetsweetdarlingone.mybeautifullittledarlinglovelygorgeouslittledarlingbabybabyboy.loverofthefools,galore.
howihavemissedyou.howihavemissedthee.thevoidyouleftbehindwhenyoubrokeyourwordsandleftmealoneforyearstoolong,ithashauntedandconsumedmyheartforfar,fartoolongalso.
yet,thesedaysitisyouwhoseeksmeout.whyso?tobetrue,idonotknow...
howitpleasesme,fuelsmewithajoyousgiddinessthatseemsallbutcontrollabletomethesedays.
ourloveshalllast,forever,fornever.it'sallaboutkeepingholdofthegoodstuff.trustme,baby.
itpainsmetorememberthehurt,thetears,thescarsyou'veleftupontheundersideofmytender,meltedheart.
thecrevicesofthosecutsrundeepintoyoursoul.youremain,evermore,eversure.
alwaysbabylove,babyboyofmine,childofsweettenderlight,ofgoldenlips,ofalovesopureyoudon'tletyourselfbeleive.
ishallalwaysalwaysalwaysandforeverlovethee.ishallalwaysbeyoursandyourfriendandyourfuckandyourloveandyourlover.
poetryisyourvoiceuponmyears.myjoyandsmileandcheekyslyfuckerofagrinthatfillsmyface,splittingmycheeksapartfrommyeyeswhenyousaymynamewithsuchbrightvivacitythatiknowyoushallalwaysbemine,alwaysbemineinloveandinlife.
youmeantheworldtome,youalwayshaveandshall.iholdyourheartinmyheart,toquotethosegoldenwords.ishallneverletgo.andifyouarepulledfromme,wrenchedfromyouranchoredshipwithinmychest,ishallstrivetoretreiveyouandyourworldandyoureyesandyourlipsandholdthemonceagain,inmyheart.ishallholdyouheartinmyheartandyoucarryyourloveonwardstowardsthelightthatforevergivestousasagiftofloveandlies.
youliedtome,andleftme,andgaveupalltoosoon,youknowit'strue.youknowmorethananythingthati'mright,andthati'mallyours,foralwaysandeverandi'llbetheupmostladyandloverandlifelongfriendtoyou,morethanevenyouandyourlittleheartandsmiledeserve.
yoursharp,whitenedteethrippedoutmythroat,butlifegaveyoubackallthepainandtearsandbloodyoudrankfromme,thegirlyouloveandhaveandholdholdsyoutoohardandtoofarfromthelightsoyouareblindedfromyourownselfworth.shebetrayedyourloveandyourlightandyourlust.choosinginsteadanaggressiveandangeringlyangularchin.sheisaworthlessfool.allowmetolookuponherface,thoseperfectcheekbones,andyouwillneverseeherfaceagainthewayyouholditinyourheart.butdarling,iholdyourheartinmyheartandcarryitbacktotheshipyouanchoredsolongagoinmyacheingopenchest.i'llbeyourforeverandalways,youshallbegivennoreasontoquestionthat.
thegirlremainsinyourheartsolelyasanunashamedexcuseforselfloathingandselfbelittlement.youhavenoideaofyourvalue,tome,toyourdearmother,totheworldandtheartthatsurroundsandconsumesyou.you'reworthmoretomethanbreathe,thanlightandlustandthatohtooeasytoacheiveorgasmandgigglethatnotonlyyoucanprovide...
and,revengemighttastesweet,it'salltoavailabletoyouandyourbeauty.notonlyfromsomeunsuspecting,highlyfoolish,highlyhighlightedandvacantspectreofagirlupnorth,butalsome.icouldbeyours,onceagain.rememberthetimes?thecarcrashes?themurders,themassacres,themortalityofmybeingbaredtoyoubetweenthesheetsofanother'sbed.notonlydoesthismemorydeservetoberemade,butyoudeservetofeelloved.don'tyou?
babyboy,babylove,loverboybaby,bemineoncemore?asafriendtoafriend?iloveyoumorethantheworldisworth,moreeventhanthat.morethanyouandyourprettylittleheadcouldknow,trustme.i'myours,sotakemeawayandhaveme.tastemyskinandknowthatyou'reworththatlovetenfold,tenthousandtimes.
revengesexishilariousgoodfunbaby,trustme...
howihavemissedyou.howihavemissedthee.thevoidyouleftbehindwhenyoubrokeyourwordsandleftmealoneforyearstoolong,ithashauntedandconsumedmyheartforfar,fartoolongalso.
yet,thesedaysitisyouwhoseeksmeout.whyso?tobetrue,idonotknow...
howitpleasesme,fuelsmewithajoyousgiddinessthatseemsallbutcontrollabletomethesedays.
ourloveshalllast,forever,fornever.it'sallaboutkeepingholdofthegoodstuff.trustme,baby.
itpainsmetorememberthehurt,thetears,thescarsyou'veleftupontheundersideofmytender,meltedheart.
thecrevicesofthosecutsrundeepintoyoursoul.youremain,evermore,eversure.
alwaysbabylove,babyboyofmine,childofsweettenderlight,ofgoldenlips,ofalovesopureyoudon'tletyourselfbeleive.
ishallalwaysalwaysalwaysandforeverlovethee.ishallalwaysbeyoursandyourfriendandyourfuckandyourloveandyourlover.
poetryisyourvoiceuponmyears.myjoyandsmileandcheekyslyfuckerofagrinthatfillsmyface,splittingmycheeksapartfrommyeyeswhenyousaymynamewithsuchbrightvivacitythatiknowyoushallalwaysbemine,alwaysbemineinloveandinlife.
youmeantheworldtome,youalwayshaveandshall.iholdyourheartinmyheart,toquotethosegoldenwords.ishallneverletgo.andifyouarepulledfromme,wrenchedfromyouranchoredshipwithinmychest,ishallstrivetoretreiveyouandyourworldandyoureyesandyourlipsandholdthemonceagain,inmyheart.ishallholdyouheartinmyheartandyoucarryyourloveonwardstowardsthelightthatforevergivestousasagiftofloveandlies.
youliedtome,andleftme,andgaveupalltoosoon,youknowit'strue.youknowmorethananythingthati'mright,andthati'mallyours,foralwaysandeverandi'llbetheupmostladyandloverandlifelongfriendtoyou,morethanevenyouandyourlittleheartandsmiledeserve.
yoursharp,whitenedteethrippedoutmythroat,butlifegaveyoubackallthepainandtearsandbloodyoudrankfromme,thegirlyouloveandhaveandholdholdsyoutoohardandtoofarfromthelightsoyouareblindedfromyourownselfworth.shebetrayedyourloveandyourlightandyourlust.choosinginsteadanaggressiveandangeringlyangularchin.sheisaworthlessfool.allowmetolookuponherface,thoseperfectcheekbones,andyouwillneverseeherfaceagainthewayyouholditinyourheart.butdarling,iholdyourheartinmyheartandcarryitbacktotheshipyouanchoredsolongagoinmyacheingopenchest.i'llbeyourforeverandalways,youshallbegivennoreasontoquestionthat.
thegirlremainsinyourheartsolelyasanunashamedexcuseforselfloathingandselfbelittlement.youhavenoideaofyourvalue,tome,toyourdearmother,totheworldandtheartthatsurroundsandconsumesyou.you'reworthmoretomethanbreathe,thanlightandlustandthatohtooeasytoacheiveorgasmandgigglethatnotonlyyoucanprovide...
and,revengemighttastesweet,it'salltoavailabletoyouandyourbeauty.notonlyfromsomeunsuspecting,highlyfoolish,highlyhighlightedandvacantspectreofagirlupnorth,butalsome.icouldbeyours,onceagain.rememberthetimes?thecarcrashes?themurders,themassacres,themortalityofmybeingbaredtoyoubetweenthesheetsofanother'sbed.notonlydoesthismemorydeservetoberemade,butyoudeservetofeelloved.don'tyou?
babyboy,babylove,loverboybaby,bemineoncemore?asafriendtoafriend?iloveyoumorethantheworldisworth,moreeventhanthat.morethanyouandyourprettylittleheadcouldknow,trustme.i'myours,sotakemeawayandhaveme.tastemyskinandknowthatyou'reworththatlovetenfold,tenthousandtimes.
revengesexishilariousgoodfunbaby,trustme...
Labels:
friendship,
honesty,
lovers,
memory,
pain,
Poetry,
propositions,
Sex,
sexy,
true love,
trust,
words
Saturday, 15 October 2011
Flashbakk, part two
Oh how I miss the days when I possessed the pins to strut about the cobbled streets of Liverpool in patent shoe boots and skin tight sweat-inducing snakeskin spiderswebbed pvc leggings.
Time for diet mtn dew to commence...
Labels:
clothes,
fashion,
Flash Back,
girls,
knees,
leggings,
legs,
liverpool,
looks,
Lust,
missing things,
nostalgia,
pins,
sexy,
shoes,
shopping,
snakeskin,
spiders webs
When I'm on a mission, I rebuke my condition
I don't speak German, but I can if you like...
Labels:
artists,
contemporary music,
dance floor,
dancing,
desires,
djs,
German,
Germany,
Lady Gaga,
music,
needs,
night time,
performance art,
remix,
satisfaction,
Sex,
sex appeal,
sexy,
wants
Throughthenight
Night terrors.
these cold nightmares, they make her worse for wear
lost in the dark, she's got a heavy heart.
and when she waits in her fragile state, well, she calls my name
hoping that i'll keep her safe.
This video is so fucking hot.
Labels:
america,
artists,
bands,
brothels,
city and colour,
dirty,
fuckable,
fucking,
game playing,
games,
lingerie,
love songs,
music,
musicians,
night time,
prostitutes,
Sex,
sexy,
songs
Friday, 14 October 2011
I'm a Z-O-M-B-I-E
Open letter to gorgeous charismatic Hollywood heart throb, Ryan Gosling:
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPRIDDYPRIDDYPLEASE MARRY ME?
I'd be such a good house wife. Promise.
Also, I want our first kiss as a married couple to replicate the one you shared with Carrie Mulligan in Drive. Okay honey? Call me baby boy...
Too fucking cool.
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPRIDDYPRIDDYPLEASE MARRY ME?
I'd be such a good house wife. Promise.
Also, I want our first kiss as a married couple to replicate the one you shared with Carrie Mulligan in Drive. Okay honey? Call me baby boy...
Too fucking cool.
Sweettrailerlove
I'll do my hair up, all high and white.
don'tyouknowi'vereallyneverlovednobodybutyou?
don'tyouwannacometomymotelhoney?don'tyouwannaholdmedowntellmethatyouloveme?
neverlovednobodybutyou.
doyoulikemyfakenailsbabe?blackpalmtree.pinktigerstripe.
usedtogotothepalmpouringya,whereyou'dbuymeasliceo'cherrypie.
wedidn'tknowmuch,wejustworkedatnight.
sweettrailerlife.one.two.
Labels:
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beauty,
beggings,
contemporary music,
desires,
girl crushes,
girls,
handsome,
lana del rey,
love songs,
Lust,
music,
romance,
seduction,
Sex,
sexy,
songs,
turn on,
wants
That'swhathappenswhenyou'reonyourown
I didn't know it would come to this but, that's what happens when you're on your own.
And you're all right at letting nice things go.
Well I pawned the earrings that you gave me.
Golden metal flowers, dangling. And I almost cried and I sold them off.
And I don't mind livin' on bread and oranges, no no.
But I gotta get to and from where I come. It's gonna take money to go.
Oh no, ohh.
Labels:
break ups,
desires,
fancying,
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girls,
heart break,
Ladies,
lana del rey,
life,
love,
love songs,
Lust,
music,
pretty,
Sex,
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talent,
true love,
vocals,
women
Stunnahs
This girl's website is simply beautiful. Pure up and coming talent if there ever were such a thing. Enjoy.
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girls,
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Ladies,
Lust,
photography,
pretty,
sexy,
talent
Thursday, 13 October 2011
Heartbreakerz
Boy, you're breakin' my heart into shards of glass. You're too good at playing this game with me.
Baby boys. Missin' yahh
Miss these baby boys, been too long. Nice mix, kinda nasty.
Labels:
Boys,
crushes,
dance floor,
dancing,
desires,
diplo,
love,
luscious men,
Lust,
mgmt,
remix,
Sex,
sexy
Get yoh RobinHood ohn
Labels:
contemporary music,
dance floor,
dancing,
diplo,
girl crushes,
girls,
Hip Hop,
Lust,
lyrics,
MIA,
music,
nasty,
naughty,
paper planes,
Rap,
remix,
sexy,
songs,
tracks
Sly track, Number Two
Sly track, Number One
Gold Lion. Tellmewherethemoneyis.
Labels:
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Boys,
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dancing,
desires,
djs,
girl crushes,
girls,
karen o,
Lust,
music,
remix,
sexual tension,
sexy,
wants,
yeah yeah yeahs
Oooah yeah
Labels:
bounce,
Boys,
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love,
Lust,
major lazer,
music,
nasty,
naughty,
Sex,
sexy,
turn it up,
wants
Girlgothersteezon
Bestmatez
Nana Dawg sent me this earlier "because she thought of me". Sound track to my life or what?
Yeah baby girl, you know me insideandout. Uhhn.
Yeah baby girl, you know me insideandout. Uhhn.
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