Showing posts with label bull shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bull shit. Show all posts

Saturday, 4 February 2012

L-U-V, AHEM, NEVER?



She had to go and do it, didn't she? Ruin one of the most credible and fabulous music artists we have around today. Why M.I.A. decided to join in on this freakishly put together shambles will forever be beyond me (watch this space for the inevitable interview/press statement from the London-born-and-bred "super-star" and my attempts to unpick its meaning). A friend posted on facebook that "seeing M.I.A. dance around with pom poms  shouting L-U-V MADONNA was deeply, deeply unnerving" - to say the least, right?
Also, I don't really get why our decade spanning "super-star" Madge herself felt the need to presumably poke fun at her rampant baby obsession - is that a joke baby bump I can see? No doubt she looks incredible (at least until she takes her coat off and we are witnesses to those terrifying legs and that forever spread crotch) and it's a catchy, if infuriating, track - but to ruin first M.I.A. almost beyond repair, and then use Minaj to all the wrong purposes, is shameful and looks pretty pathetic in the long run. 
What a mess, what a mess, what a mess.

Saturday, 15 October 2011

Friday, 14 October 2011

Numb

I am the false character that follows the name around. 






- Don Delillo, White Noise, 1984.

Haven't you heard the rumours?


You want me back? Nah baby. Words'll never be enough coming from your mouth.

For real

Be real. If you can't be real, for real, then since when was life ever worth living for the likes of yourself?
Get over it, stop crying over spilt milk and grow up you boring little brat. It's not going to go well for you til you can look yourself in the face and accept your worthlessness.

Enjoy that, yeah baby?

Thursday, 13 October 2011

Boy

PICK UP THE PHONE. 

BITCH.

Introducin'

I'd like to proudly welcome a whole gaggle of amazing young and talented men and women to the blog as guest authors.
We're totally in need of variety, right? So keeps your little eyes peeled like potatoes for some much-needed fresh meat.

Enjoy... 

Sunday, 9 October 2011