Scalper

So I'm going to cut all my hair off. These luscious locks, my pride and upmost joy. I'm going to hack them all off in the name of cheek bones.

Good call?

Currently, I posses long, fairly like waves in candy floss tangerine tones, floating around my jaw line, hanging cheekily past my nipples and possessing that gorgeous golden white quality about the roots that so many Hollywood sellouts yearn for.

However, I've decided to opt for a catastrophic change. Actual life changing aesthetic moves. The snippers are out, though I think it's time to hunt out Big Apple of Brum instead as this ain't no job for some scrawny pimpled and trembling amateur. This is the work for an esteemed, confident and artful professional.

It's going to be short, blunt cut, angular and sharp around my jawline. Thick and feisty, a bedhead rumpled mess skimming my temple. Then it's going to be overcast with a golden greying whitened peroxide, the hair of an angel if ever you saw it, with the subtle candycoloured tint of minty green, subtley radiating from my skull.

Approve?
- Again,answersonthebackofapostcardplease.

Mornin

Bad habits die hard.

The world's a mess

and you're my only cure.

The only words I know are

More.

More.

And more.

Flashbakk, part two

Oh how I miss the days when I possessed the pins to strut about the cobbled streets of Liverpool in patent shoe boots and skin tight sweat-inducing snakeskin spiderswebbed pvc leggings.

Time for diet mtn dew to commence...

Strangers

This is so hot. So intense.

What Boy Trouble said to me, part one

Boy Trouble: over isn't real with you.


Me: Way to break hearts baby, way to break 'em right on up.

Reality Check

You do realise baby, that we're all going to die, right? We're all dying already, dying right now, waiting for death. Yeah?
Death is what life's all about.
Fuckin' deal with it kid. It's what I'm here for.

Sweettrailerlove

I'll do my hair up, all high and white.

don'tyouknowi'vereallyneverlovednobodybutyou?

don'tyouwannacometomymotelhoney?don'tyouwannaholdmedowntellmethatyouloveme?

neverlovednobodybutyou.

doyoulikemyfakenailsbabe?blackpalmtree.pinktigerstripe.

usedtogotothepalmpouringya,whereyou'dbuymeasliceo'cherrypie.

wedidn'tknowmuch,wejustworkedatnight.

sweettrailerlife.one.two.

That'swhathappenswhenyou'reonyourown

I didn't know it would come to this but, that's what happens when you're on your own.
And you're all right at letting nice things go.

Well I pawned the earrings that you gave me.
Golden metal flowers, dangling. And I almost cried and I sold them off.

And I don't mind livin' on bread and oranges, no no.
But I gotta get to and from where I come. It's gonna take money to go.

Oh no, ohh.

Don't ever look back

And this. Awww baby girl, she gohn bring it.

In the deep

God darn mama, you put it down tonight.

So fucking excited for tomorrowwwwwww. Ahh yeah. Baby girl, beat that shit.

What Where's Wally? said to me, part two

If anyone has an aggressive face, that girl has an aggressive face.


- Wednesday, bedroom, facebook stalkin'

Magik

Everybody's under your spell.

LitBitch, part three

She put an arm behind her, unlatched the door, turned quickly and went running into the gray afternoon. I tried to think of something funny to say.

Don Delillo, White Noise, 1984, p.189

Cringin', Number Two

Is it bad that I totally fucking love Adele. Her performances at this year's Itunes Festival was spectacular, take a look...

And, what a cover! Nice one ladyface.

Here's all I know

So I have those words tattooed onto my spine. Pretentious as fuck or whattt?

Pretties

As is this one. I can certainly declare that I am more than proud to count this young lady among my nearest and dearest.

Stunnahs

This girl's website is simply beautiful. Pure up and coming talent if there ever were such a thing. Enjoy.

Get yoh RobinHood ohn

Sly track, Number Two