Pals Plus

I watched this the other night when having a girly evening in with The Mother, The Cat and a ton of really yummy curry. It was fucking hilarious, to say the least. I'm now even more madly in love with both of them.
The Mother and I are going to send it (the DVD, not The Cat or the curry) in a care package, along with some limited edition Butterscotch Vaseline, to The Little Sister at uni. Lucky mite.

Shameless

Michael Fassbender and Carey Mulligan, ultimate. Date night is set for The Old Maid and her Loyal Minder...

Kelly Rowland vs Beyonce - ultimate cat fight

is one of my favourite ever people. If it hadn't been for Beyonce's immediate take over of her former band mate right after the Xfactor semi finals on Sunday evening, she'd be my ultimate woman for the rest of December. However, Beyonce, true to form, took centre stage on the ITV's A Night With Beyonce. WTF. She is an actual goddess.

Kelly is too, just not the alpha-goddess that she perhaps deserves to be. I love both of the following clips so much it actually hurts. Not sure how to feel, but I love them both so dearly that my heart aches with every beat of their beautiful existences...



Sometimes

And only sometimes, I feel like saying this to the poor darling boy I threw away. If he had fought harder, I could have, would have, no, should have, still been his, right now. As I type, I'd be his lover, his girlfriend, his life, his light and heart and soul and laughter, ever after. 
But no, he didn't come over, and that is that.

daydreamin'

i dream a dirty dream of you baby,
you're swingin' from the chandelier,
i'm climbin' up the walls cause i want ya,
but when i reach ya you disappear

eenie meenie

the feeling that i just fucked the wrong guy is overwhelming. but then again is it? maybe this time the wrong guy's the right guy. maybe they're both wrong. im definitely in the wrong. am i?


hoping the answers lie in the perfectly rolled cigarette he left on my dresser.
and im feeling like an eenie MEANY. bitch.

The morning after the wretched night of pain that went before, ever more

Tracy Emin's Bed. 1998.

This, if ever there could be such a splendid thing, is the most accurate, pure and honest representation of every physical, sexual, regrettable moment of my ever-moving, ever fucking life.
The dirt, the filth, the cruel lurkings within my ever-hollowed mind reside upon this stinking mattress. Though I may not respect the rest of this beautiful artist's work, this is sheer artistic perfection in my ever-open eyes.

Mornin

Bad habits die hard.

Wretched Love

islovethesamethingasdrowninginmyownbloodytears?

fuckingfeelslikeitthesedaysbabylove.bemine?or,begone?

beforgotten.beforbidden.beforever.befornever.alwaysandeternallyoursisshallremain,thoughyourloveandlightandlipsandlaughterceasedtoexistwithinme,longbeforeourlovewasconceived,longbeforeyoursweetlips'kissborethechild,thatwretchedcreaturewhoclawsatmyheart,thestrings,theveins,theinnermostchambers,consumedbyablackening,rottenstenchthatclogsmynostrilsasibreathinyourtantilisingscent.

painislove,ifeverthereweresuchapainthatcannotbeanythingbutbeautifulwhenyouareheldsinmyarms,betweenmysheets,withinmyheart.

so,itistrueisitnot?loveiswhatdrowningistoair.loveisthesuffocatingforceinlifethatweyearnfor,crave,consume.loveisthemurkywatersoftheforbiddenriver,swallowingmyheartwhole,beingandsoul.lustfilledeternityeatsatmysoul.eachbiteyourhearttakesrendersmebroken,brokenasifeverwasandcouldhavebeen,pulledfromthehistorybooksandforgottenpoemsofthepast,draggedoutofasoddengraveintothelightofyourkiss.holdmeforeverandalways.nevershallilookbeyondyoursweetface.nevershalliyearnforanothertasteofallthatyoucannotbecome.existanceistorture,with,ourwithoutyou.
bemine,fornever?

sweetloverofmine,idrownforyou,ingloryandwretchedlove.lust

sweetsweetdarlingone

sweetsweetdarlingone.mybeautifullittledarlinglovelygorgeouslittledarlingbabybabyboy.loverofthefools,galore.

howihavemissedyou.howihavemissedthee.thevoidyouleftbehindwhenyoubrokeyourwordsandleftmealoneforyearstoolong,ithashauntedandconsumedmyheartforfar,fartoolongalso.
yet,thesedaysitisyouwhoseeksmeout.whyso?tobetrue,idonotknow...
howitpleasesme,fuelsmewithajoyousgiddinessthatseemsallbutcontrollabletomethesedays.
ourloveshalllast,forever,fornever.it'sallaboutkeepingholdofthegoodstuff.trustme,baby.
itpainsmetorememberthehurt,thetears,thescarsyou'veleftupontheundersideofmytender,meltedheart.
thecrevicesofthosecutsrundeepintoyoursoul.youremain,evermore,eversure.
alwaysbabylove,babyboyofmine,childofsweettenderlight,ofgoldenlips,ofalovesopureyoudon'tletyourselfbeleive.
ishallalwaysalwaysalwaysandforeverlovethee.ishallalwaysbeyoursandyourfriendandyourfuckandyourloveandyourlover.
poetryisyourvoiceuponmyears.myjoyandsmileandcheekyslyfuckerofagrinthatfillsmyface,splittingmycheeksapartfrommyeyeswhenyousaymynamewithsuchbrightvivacitythatiknowyoushallalwaysbemine,alwaysbemineinloveandinlife.
youmeantheworldtome,youalwayshaveandshall.iholdyourheartinmyheart,toquotethosegoldenwords.ishallneverletgo.andifyouarepulledfromme,wrenchedfromyouranchoredshipwithinmychest,ishallstrivetoretreiveyouandyourworldandyoureyesandyourlipsandholdthemonceagain,inmyheart.ishallholdyouheartinmyheartandyoucarryyourloveonwardstowardsthelightthatforevergivestousasagiftofloveandlies.
youliedtome,andleftme,andgaveupalltoosoon,youknowit'strue.youknowmorethananythingthati'mright,andthati'mallyours,foralwaysandeverandi'llbetheupmostladyandloverandlifelongfriendtoyou,morethanevenyouandyourlittleheartandsmiledeserve.
yoursharp,whitenedteethrippedoutmythroat,butlifegaveyoubackallthepainandtearsandbloodyoudrankfromme,thegirlyouloveandhaveandholdholdsyoutoohardandtoofarfromthelightsoyouareblindedfromyourownselfworth.shebetrayedyourloveandyourlightandyourlust.choosinginsteadanaggressiveandangeringlyangularchin.sheisaworthlessfool.allowmetolookuponherface,thoseperfectcheekbones,andyouwillneverseeherfaceagainthewayyouholditinyourheart.butdarling,iholdyourheartinmyheartandcarryitbacktotheshipyouanchoredsolongagoinmyacheingopenchest.i'llbeyourforeverandalways,youshallbegivennoreasontoquestionthat.
thegirlremainsinyourheartsolelyasanunashamedexcuseforselfloathingandselfbelittlement.youhavenoideaofyourvalue,tome,toyourdearmother,totheworldandtheartthatsurroundsandconsumesyou.you'reworthmoretomethanbreathe,thanlightandlustandthatohtooeasytoacheiveorgasmandgigglethatnotonlyyoucanprovide...
and,revengemighttastesweet,it'salltoavailabletoyouandyourbeauty.notonlyfromsomeunsuspecting,highlyfoolish,highlyhighlightedandvacantspectreofagirlupnorth,butalsome.icouldbeyours,onceagain.rememberthetimes?thecarcrashes?themurders,themassacres,themortalityofmybeingbaredtoyoubetweenthesheetsofanother'sbed.notonlydoesthismemorydeservetoberemade,butyoudeservetofeelloved.don'tyou?

babyboy,babylove,loverboybaby,bemineoncemore?asafriendtoafriend?iloveyoumorethantheworldisworth,moreeventhanthat.morethanyouandyourprettylittleheadcouldknow,trustme.i'myours,sotakemeawayandhaveme.tastemyskinandknowthatyou'reworththatlovetenfold,tenthousandtimes.
revengesexishilariousgoodfunbaby,trustme...

Strangers

This is so hot. So intense.

When I'm on a mission, I rebuke my condition

I don't speak German, but I can if you like...

Throughthenight

Night terrors.

these cold nightmares, they make her worse for wear

lost in the dark, she's got a heavy heart.

and when she waits in her fragile state, well, she calls my name

hoping that i'll keep her safe.

This video is so fucking hot.

What Boy Trouble said to me, part one

Boy Trouble: over isn't real with you.


Me: Way to break hearts baby, way to break 'em right on up.

Hubbyhubs.

So baby, what's the date? I got the dress picked out, church or office?

Killkill.Thrillthrill.

Do you know, I am going to leave you?
Do you know, I am going to leave you?
I'm in love with a dying man, I'm in love with a dying man.
I'm in love, lying in the sand.
I'm in love with a dying man, I'm in love with a dying man.
I have done everything I can.

Tell me about bangin' his girl. Do I know where he's gone to meet you?
Love you I do. Stay, I won't.
The stars straight from your eyes.

I'm in love with a dying man, I'm in love with a dying man.
I'm in love lying in the sand.
I'm in love with a dying man. I'm in love with a dying man.
I have done everything I can.

One Two. Make it fun.
I don't trust any one.
One Two. Make it fun
Don't trust anyone.

Q. Number Two

Where do all the lovers meet with one another in an effort to uncover what has happened to the silent days?

- Thomas Doherty, Facebook, Just now.

I'm a Z-O-M-B-I-E

Open letter to gorgeous charismatic Hollywood heart throb, Ryan Gosling:

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPRIDDYPRIDDYPLEASE MARRY ME?
I'd be such a good house wife. Promise.

Also, I want our first kiss as a married couple to replicate the one you shared with Carrie Mulligan in Drive. Okay honey? Call me baby boy...

Too fucking cool.

Sweettrailerlove

I'll do my hair up, all high and white.

don'tyouknowi'vereallyneverlovednobodybutyou?

don'tyouwannacometomymotelhoney?don'tyouwannaholdmedowntellmethatyouloveme?

neverlovednobodybutyou.

doyoulikemyfakenailsbabe?blackpalmtree.pinktigerstripe.

usedtogotothepalmpouringya,whereyou'dbuymeasliceo'cherrypie.

wedidn'tknowmuch,wejustworkedatnight.

sweettrailerlife.one.two.

That'swhathappenswhenyou'reonyourown

I didn't know it would come to this but, that's what happens when you're on your own.
And you're all right at letting nice things go.

Well I pawned the earrings that you gave me.
Golden metal flowers, dangling. And I almost cried and I sold them off.

And I don't mind livin' on bread and oranges, no no.
But I gotta get to and from where I come. It's gonna take money to go.

Oh no, ohh.