I'm a Z-O-M-B-I-E

Open letter to gorgeous charismatic Hollywood heart throb, Ryan Gosling:

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPRIDDYPRIDDYPLEASE MARRY ME?
I'd be such a good house wife. Promise.

Also, I want our first kiss as a married couple to replicate the one you shared with Carrie Mulligan in Drive. Okay honey? Call me baby boy...

Too fucking cool.